
This blog brought to you by Laura, the coolest friend a girl could ever hope for...keep on hoping Janae. Commentary by Janae.
First of all, I just want to say how insanely jealous I am that Janae has booked a flight to Texas (I have not booked it yet, she tends to lie). In hopes of stealing you away from me Ko. But I know how much you love me (just keep teling youself that, people who travel together become BFF's something you haven't done with Kort), and that I can never be replaced in your eyes..so I'm not too worried, but it is a crummy way to end my day!
Today sucked (One of the best days at work ever). It just plain old wreaked like butt (my day smelled like roses). Yes, a big fat wreaking butt . I got the worst nights sleep ever ( I slept like a baby staight from 12-8), it could have something to do with that murder in the dark thing (she is so dramatic, loves making up excuses), I woke up at 3am and took ages to get back to sleep. Remember how sore my body was yesterday, well it hurt all through the night, I thought it might have something to do with my crappy bed and was dreading the day as I contemplated my poor aching back. Well the good news is that my back didn't hurt today. But anywho, I wound up at good ol' Golds Gym at 5 in the a.m. Guess where Janae was....yup...in bed ( I need my beauty sleep with all my future dates coming up), with a towel at the crack of the door because the poor little sweet girl can't have her sleep interrupted..she gets so angry (yep I dont like to hear my motivated roommate going to the gym during the middle of my deep sleep cycle)!
Later this morning I ended up at the good ol' Beehive ( I ended up at DDI Vantage). It was an insanely busy and dreadful day ( so dramatic). Scott called me 12 times before 11am (by Scott she means her FEC Tyler. She already is SO overwhelmed by her social life, that poor girl) and that was just the start of it. I had hoped to practice for my ASL test at work since the test was today, but time would not permit it. My little stomach, or should I say big, didn't even realize it was hungry until after one. Normally I'm ravenous by 9:30am. Oh, did I mention I had a spinach smoothy when I first got to work? (My name is Laura and I like to brag to the world about how healthy I am as Janae ate her smoothie from McDonalds) Well, of course I did, those are so delightful. Anyway, I will spare you of all the details, but suffice to say that it was a rough day. Worst day of my career actually (Best day of my career actually, I got a hug and a kiss from one of my kids-that always makes my day).
Then I had school. A test actually. I got a 92%, which wasn't what I was hoping for, my teacher said my presentation was too long. Excuse me! The book said our presentation should be between 3-5 minutes, mine was 5, doesn't 3-5 mean that anything in that time frame is good? Guess not.(You are always trying to over achiever aren't you? Oh hey bishop I will be the RS Pres or yes Tyler I will marry you, such a brown noser) Oh and a funny thing happened, the 2 workers in the language lab were fighting, yelling at each other and calling each other names, the guy actually called the girl stupid. They were so tough. The girl said she was going to call campus police...um....for what? Nothing really happened except for a little verbal brawl. Kinda like the brawl in the sandlot..."you bob for apples in the toilet, and you like it." "you play ball like a girl!" You get the picture. So the girl left all angry like and then came back with a piece of paper asking us if we would put our name and # down so her boss could contact us to be witnesses. I did. I know exactly what I will tell him, that they both need to grow up. Not even Dwight acted in such rage when Jim put his stapler in jello. ( Laura forgot to mention the fact that the girl she is talking about in this story is actually her. I am looking into checking her into Anger Management.)
After class I rushed home because it kills poor Janae to be away from me so long. We went to FHE. That's right...FHE to find our FEC's. I don't think they were there. We listened to a lovely spiritual thought, which I enjoyed more than Janae because she just doesn't do spiritual. Then we chatted it up with some RM..don't get too excited..she was a girl. Oh, did I mention how much cuter our apartment is than our FHE moms? (Ya WAY cuter, we will for sure get married before them cause our APT is SO cute) Well, it is. It's a lot cuter. We could only take the awkwardness too long and after we decided had been sufficiently social we went home. I just realized I totally forgot the worst part of my day, it rained. (Don't be so negative...April showers bring May flowers) A lot. And I decided this morning that it was going to be spring, without the rain, so I wore sandals and capri's. I'm cold just thinking about it.
That was our day in a nutshell but I'd like to give you a quick recap of yesterday night. Janae was accused of murder, she was destined to kill, but she sucks so bad at life that she couldn't even live up to that calling. (I tried to kill Laura but she thought I was joking, she thinks I like her enough to not kill her....umm ya think again Laura, you totally died yesterday) I was a much better killer. I killed 3 people in the first 30 seconds. People were angry and clueless. They thought I was nice. I wasn't. I was mean and I wanted to kill again. But I never got the chance. It was really dark, and it smelled like boys. (I couldn't stop sneezing, I think I am allergic to SNOOTY boys who have all been arrested and are proud of it) Yuk, I don't think we'll go back. If we do, I have a new strategy. I will kill everyone.
One last thing, me and Janae both gulp. We are freaks, but we love each other because of it. Sometimes we laugh at the gulping while we drink...then we spew our water. It's fun. (One thing you don't know about me Kort is sometimes I get self conscious about my gulping during the Sacrament because my gulping is so loud for my small amount of water) (I had the best day ever PS I got fed again by a family. I even tried lying saying I had another appointment, but it didn't work. I also literally fell into a chair in my bosses office today, but I am optimistic and it was the best day ever)